Lyrics

I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colors pink and pleasant
It glows in the dark ‘cause it’s iridescent
Take one with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
Sittin’ on a pedeastal of abalone shell

Goin’ ninety I ain’t scared
‘Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
Sittin’ on a pedeastal of abalone shell

Comes in colors pink and pleasant
It glows in the dark ‘cause it’s iridescent
Take one with you when you travel far

I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car

Goin’ ninety I ain’t scared
‘Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell