From the recordings Set Two (mp3 download) and Set Two (mp3 download)
Featured in the movie “Cool Hand Luke.”
Lyrics
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
It glows in the dark ‘cause it’s iridescent
Take one with you when you travel far
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
Sittin’ on a pedeastal of abalone shell
Goin’ ninety I ain’t scared
‘Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
Sittin’ on a pedeastal of abalone shell
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
It glows in the dark ‘cause it’s iridescent
Take one with you when you travel far
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car
Goin’ ninety I ain’t scared
‘Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell